I found this site while looking on Facebook’s fan page for Krystals. Apparently there is a Krystal Eat off. You better bet I’ll be there with bells on. But, this guy, (who I’ll call simply the beast) has put together a pretty good website. He’s got tons of burger recipes, locations (pretty skimpy on Nashville), Burger News (I guess that’s a special department with the AP), and a ton of other stuff that Burger Enthusiasts will enjoy. I’d say my favorite part of his website is his Press page. Clearly he’s an optimist.
It’s good to see another Beef lover online. Not many people are willing to take the stand these days, so as a fellow Carnivore Crusader, I commend your efforts.
Check his site out. http://www.burgerbeast.com
Beef, Unite
Ok people, gather round. We are going to be shooting a video in the coming weeks. The video will be called
“Ways bacon doesn’t make things better”
So submit your ideas, then we’ll act them out. Oh, I forgot to mention that somehow I’ve gotten a cute girl to agree to act them out. After we get the video up, you’ll be able to vote on which idea is the best, or worst. The winning person will receive a Free Meata Shirt of their choosing, and a package of Bacon Flavored Popcorn. So get those thinking caps on and let’s make a movie!
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Well, it’s official, I’ve pretty much reached stalked status after the latest Jessica Simpson news. She was seen recently with her D-Bag boyfriend walking through the airport wearing a shirt that says “real girls eat meat”. Tony Homo…I mean Romo decided to keep his face covered. If it were me, I’d make sure everyone with a camera saw that I was at her side!!!!!
So the Meata Girl of the day goes to you Jessica Simpson. If you ever decide to leave Romo and get with a real man, I’d love to meat. I mean meet! 
Beef, Unite
We here at MEATA are obviously very pro-meat, but we’re by no means anti-vegetables. I mean they make delicious side dishes, and what else am I going to stuff into my turkey for flavor – AFTER the chicken and then the duck inside that? (see MEATA basics: the Turducken) Well, I’ve just discovered one organization that goes a little farther in their praise of meat, from an entirely different agenda: that of protecting the vegetables themselves.
PETV (or People For The Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) uses the fantastic and totally fucked-up motto of DON’T EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT A FACE…, and also throws out the perfectly logical argument:
If god didn’t want people to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
I mean, right? And this argument is backed by a reference to a July 2007 report out of Oxnard, CA that notes research showing that plants register sensations that might be classified as pain when ripped out of the ground by force or “harvested”, as the heathens would like you to refer to it! Check out the whole story at their website www.petv.org – where they also sell t-shirts!
I’m not sure if I’m completely swayed yet, but it’s all good food for thought. And you know what else is good food for thought? Steak. I’m gonna get one of those now.
Keep on fighting the good fight, weirdos!
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A friend of mine just showed me this. It’s a combination of a Paula Dean Fetish website and a how to destroy your body.
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I came across this post through digg.com the other day and was appalled. The writers over at DieFatty.com can take my bacon and put it you know where. But seriously, who would you rather go to a tailgate party with. Some grain gobbler that’s gonna guilt you into eating lightly breaded asparagus heads dipped in a french drizzled balsamic vinaigrette patté as you drink a nonfat soy chaí venti latte with 2/3 decaf and a 1/2 splenda or one of your MEATA brothers who will help you straighten out the Pork Rib that got lodged in your neck so you can scarf down a few more chicken wings and do some shot’s of liquified polish sausage? You decide.
http://www.diefatty.com/general/bacon/
Bacon, Unite
