Meata America

I found this site while looking on Facebook’s fan page for Krystals.  Apparently there is a Krystal Eat off.  You better bet I’ll be there with bells on.  But, this guy, (who I’ll call simply the beast) has put together a pretty good website.  He’s got tons of burger recipes, locations (pretty skimpy on Nashville), Burger News (I guess that’s a special department with the AP), and a ton of other stuff that Burger Enthusiasts will enjoy.  I’d say my favorite part of his website is his Press page.  Clearly he’s an optimist.

It’s good to see another Beef lover online.  Not many people are willing to take the stand these days, so as a fellow Carnivore Crusader, I commend your efforts.

Check his site out.   http://www.burgerbeast.com

Beef, Unite

Well, to be honest, no, we aren’t related to Halo 3 ODST in anyway.  The reason I purchased www.weareodst.com is simple.  I’m in the process of creating a  steak anonymous group called “Over Dosed on Steak Talk” where members can willingly and anonymously share their feelings on Steak Overdose.  It’s a common misunderstanding that many Meataholics are in control of their issues, but the fact is….it’s Genetic, and many people don’t realize how to deal with it.  So join me in my fight to eradicate Steak Abuse, and help usher in Responsible Steak Habits for the youths in this great country.

But then I realized that Overdose is one word, and that screwed up everything.  Kind of like when I bought the domain name www.YesWeCannibus.com but then realized I misspelled Cannabis!  Not my finest hour.

I did however wait in line last night for the release of Halo 3 ODST.  I give it 3 meat thumbs down. The multiplayer is Halo 3…not like close to it, it’s the exact same game! What a ripoff!!!!!

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Ok people, gather round.  We are going to be shooting a video in the coming weeks.  The video will be called

“Ways bacon doesn’t make things better”

So submit your ideas, then we’ll act them out.  Oh, I forgot to mention that somehow I’ve gotten a cute girl to agree to act them out.  After we get the video up, you’ll be able to vote on which idea is the best, or worst. The winning person will receive a Free Meata Shirt of their choosing, and a package of Bacon Flavored Popcorn.  So get those thinking caps on and let’s make a movie!

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There are few things I like more than Bacon.  But Chocolate comes in as a close second.  I haven’t had the honor of trying this, but if someone wants to pony up and send me a box, I will put your photo on the front page of Meata, and also give you a Well Done level membership.  So go ahead, shoot me an email, and I’ll send you my address.

Also, make sure and read the description I posted under the photo.  It’s from the website, and looks like a romance novel author is working over there!  It’s amazing.

Breathe…engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue.

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This is a video from Green-House.tv.  This guy is great.  He’s kind of like me, just less bacon…and I don’t fix stuff….and I don’t recycle….and I don’t live in the north…and well…we really don’t have much in common actually.  But he’s still a good guy.  But props to him for burger cooking.  Also, he made a smoker out of carboard.  He’s kind of like MacGyver for the grill!

Now, what he doesn’t do on here is talk about Bacon.  I think cooking a burger without Bacon is like driving a car without an engine.  I usually throw 5-8 strips of bacon on a burger.  Then I’ll have a side of bacon along with it.  Just finishes off any burger nicely.

1 lb ground beef, preferable grass fed free range, or 85% ground chuck from store

1 clove garlic, crushed or minced

2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce

2 tblsp chives, scallions, onions chopped fine

The trick here is to handle the beef as little as possible.

Start a charcoal fire.

Toast the buns if desired, watch out, as they burn easy. I know this from experience.

Set the beef in a bowl, add the rest of the ingredients, mix lightly.

Form into 3 or 4 patties, depending on size preference. Don’t mash the patties, the looser the better, but still retaining a burger shape.

press your thumb into the middle of each patty. this allows the center to cook at the same rate as the edges.

cook on a hot grill for 3 minutes a side.

if you want cheese, but it on when you flip the burger and cover grill.

Don’t press down on burgers while they are grilling, you’re pressing out all the juices

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As a Bacon Ambassador, my style is fairly limited.  I’m pretty sure my Bacon tank top has turned sour, so I needed to get some threads that honored my craft.  And what did I find?  Well, just about the greatest shirt of all times!

I’m sure most of you go here already on a daily basis, but if not, here is a link to their site.

Bacn.com

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One of the most inspiring hairstyles I’ve seen in a long time, is what I call the “Meat Head”.  Basically, you just drape a steak over your head.  I’d suggest you wear this style at any tailgate party or is just perfect for the late summer cookout.  And the best part is your don’t have to put gel in it, just splash a little A-1 Sauce on your hands and rub it in.

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Trust me, don’t google Meat Curtains if you are looking for this.  Instead, just click here, it’s $19.95 and adds more style to your bathroom those little toilet seat covers.

http://mookiegifts.com/meshcu.html

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Wait, is my dream of having a meat friendly culture really coming to light?  I started this one man meat movement a while ago, with my “COWS ARE BAD GRILL THEM ALL SHIRT” a couple of years ago.  Someone once said “Art is a window into a culture”.  Ok, I said that, but someone else probably said that too.  But look at this work of art.  Here you have 4 carnivore carnivial girls parading over a floor of steaks.  I think you can all share my feeling of pride when you look at this.

On a side note, this is literally exactly what my dreams look like.

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Well, it’s official, I’ve pretty much reached stalked status after the latest Jessica Simpson news.  She was seen recently with her D-Bag boyfriend walking through the airport wearing a shirt that says “real girls eat meat”.  Tony Homo…I mean Romo decided to keep his face covered.  If it were me, I’d make sure everyone with a camera saw that I was at her side!!!!!

So the Meata Girl of the day goes to you Jessica Simpson.  If you ever decide to leave Romo and get with a real man, I’d love to meat.  I mean meet!  

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