Bacon Lamp Creepiness
I’ve been sent this project a couple of times, and honestly, it just creeps me out. Don’t get wrong, I’m a huge proponent of meat. In fact, I’d say I’m probably the biggest! I started a freaking meat website for god sakes! But this thing popped up in my email from a couple of loyal readers (love you Myles and Ashley) [one is a fake name to make it sound like we have female readers] asking me to post thing on the site. Now, since I have absolutely zero credibility as a journalist, no ethics as to what I will and will not post, and let’s face it people, I have nothing better to do, I WILL be posting the bacon lamp. But not in the sense that you might be thinking.
I would like for this post to be more of a “what not to do with bacon. I will explain my findings below.Reasons I am creeped out by this.
1. He’s looking into my soul and judging me I feel like.
2. It looks as though he is outside, and only serial killers keep lamps outside.
3. I know the idea behind this picture is “oh hey, a bacon lamp” and they are using the lamp for light, but Bacon really puts a creepy red glow on the guy, and freaks me little.
4. Apparently he failed at making the bacon iron.
